We get the questions. You get the answers: Who is Deep Pocket Theory? What are you all about? We're a group of three guys, a trio if you will, with a bass, drums, a screaming B3, and some other cools sounds. We play funky, loud, party music and we have a blast. The best part is, you will too. We take jazz way out to left field and we turn it upside down. ...and for fun? Well, we save the world from bad guys in our off time; you see Tony is Superman, Gary is Batman, and Dave is Dave, man. OK......how do you describe your music? We get this question a lot, and we'll tell ya what it is in one simple word......but if you haven't heard us yet it'll seem a little unusual. Here it is: 'PunkFunkDeepPocketAcidJazzedBoogaloo' There. Now get to a show or buy the CD so you'll understand, 'k? Can you tell me about Tony? Dave? What about that Gary character? Tony cooks three minute eggs in two minutes. He is an expert in Indonesian cabbage pots, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Bolivia. Using only a hoe and large magnifying glass, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Borneo from a horde of ferocious army ants. Favorite color: Transparent Dave can hurl drum sticks at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read The Iliad, War and Peace, and Honey I Shrunk the Kids in one day and still had time to refinish an entire dining room set that evening. He knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket (and he's working on the paper goods). Favorite color: Clear Gary has performed several covert operations for the CIA. He sleeps once a week, in a chair sitting up facing the wall. While on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small hockey rink and demanded Bush's resignation ( I think they were from California). The laws of physics do not apply to him. He balances, weaves, he dodges, he frolics and his bills are all paid.
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