22 hott trax. 2 minutes or less. 1 unstoppable force of nature known only as Gretna Green. Mix these ingredients with some phat ass beats, smoke out gently at 42º degrees all day long, and you wind up with 'Hot Bitch,' the album critics are already calling album of the year*. Clit Records, the label behind the Aluminum-Certified 'Y'all Strumpets+,' is proud to present Gretna Green in her recording debut. Ms. Green, a Toledo native, was discovered by Clit Records' own Swyss Myss. Immediately sensing a kindred spirit, Swyss brought our heroine to the attention of Clit Records recording artist and CEO Jonathan Quinny. Upon hearing Gretna's talents, he is rumoured to have collapsed in an epileptic seizure whilst shouting, 'Get that bitch in the studio, NOW!' Full recovery is expected at press time. The rest, as they say, is history. 'Hot Bitch' contains 22 delightful originals, all under the 2 minute mark. 'People's attention spans just isn't that long,' she says. The album contains the tracks 'Deshawn,' 'Partay at Gretna's,' and the forthcoming single 'Squee (A Booty Song).' Gretna Green's 'Hot Bitch' will be released through Clit Records in June.
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