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Slaves Love Masters

Slaves Love Masters

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~ Kill the Ego

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Ladies and gentlemen: We are Kill the Ego, your number one source for goodtime, corporate rock music. We at Kill the Ego skip all the bullshit: we're a corporation first and a band second; there's no fear of us selling out-we're already The Man! We believe products come first and songs second. You know you can trust us because we've got the suits, ties, and firm handshakes. We are fully committed to using punk rock, post-punk rock, alternative rock, post-rock, indie rock, cock rock, and so on to achieve full spectrum musical dominance, and that's good news for John Q. Consumer. Kill the Ego keeps the stars in the sky and the sun coming up every morning. Soon you won't spend a day-or even an hour-without Kill the Ego. Currently, a handful of corporate giants own most of the media you see and hear. They are Disney, Time Warner, News Corp., GE, Viacom, and CBS. Though these corporations are friends of ours (We all golf together in exotic third world locations!), we at Kill the Ego feel having five massive media corporations is much too complicated. Why settle for five points of view when you can have one? Kill the Ego, together with our corporate operatives and lobbyists, are busy merging all media outlets into one massive media source. After we do this no one will have to think very hard about anything ever again. We the people don't want to think: we want to rock! After the Information Systems Takeover (IST) is complete, democracy and dictatorship alike will fall beneath the wheels of corporate juggernaut Kill the Ego. We have sent our private corporate mercenaries and operatives to undermine and overthrow governments all over the world who are unfriendly to corporate rock and roll. We're making the government of the USA look like a democracy by letting our overtaxed and overworked citizens elect one of us, members of the corporate elite, as president every four years. We'll do this in the name of democracy, capitalism, freedom, peace, love, human rights, family values, the environment, god, and anything else voters happen to have strong feelings about, baby. Oh, and if you'd like to be a shareholder, please see the nearest Kill the Ego representative after one of our musical demonstrations. Be sure to purchase some of our amazing products so that you too can be a part of this rock and roll totalitarian takeover! Enjoy, Jack Nero CEO, Kill the Ego.

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    Artist: Kill the Ego
    Title: Slaves Love Masters
    Genre: Rock
    Release Date: 2/6/2007
    Label: CD Baby
    Product Type: CD
    Catalog #: 5637360643
    UPC: 837101263054
    Item #: CDBY63054
    This product is a special order

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