The Impossibility of Eroticism in the Suburbs is the debut album from Scottish producer Matthew Aldworth, better known to the underground as Crème de Menthe. This record is dedicated to all the lovers of explicity, BDSM and Electronic Body Music in it's revisited existence. "Crack the Burning Whip," "Abduction," "SadomachochistUs" and the already proven hit-single "Plastique" portray the fantasy and the imaginative power of this producer. Lascivious lyrics, metallic drums, and profoundly slithering electro pop push Aldworth's subject matter straight to the barrier between acceptance and rejection. Social disobedience combines with dark glitch and throbbing acid bumps, taking the listener on an exhilarating journey exposing the dark underbelly of the 21st century mindset. For a progressive take on power, voyeurism, control, sex, and synthetic clothing, strap yourself in for the Crème de Menthe experience. Disko B. 2006.