Impossible riffs. Obscene showmanship. An ass-groovin' rhythm section. New punk songs with catchy melodies, the likes of which you never thought you'd hear again. The Sharp Lads released their debut album in the summer of 2011, and unleashed a campaign of live rock n' roll, shock and awe, unlike anything the world had ever witnessed before. And now they're back! Taking lessons learned on their home turf of NYC and on the road, playing to crowds of sweaty loyalists and stunned new comers alike, with no concern for their own personal safety or worries about anything other than the moment, the Lads have emerged from their experiences with 10 new songs to be released on Altercation Records in spring 2014 . Dave Tierney leads the charge with schizo vocals alternating between desperate screams and genre bending melodies. Rob Fudge shreds alien riffs that make you feel like it's your first time all over again, while Kurt Wahlstrom holds down the bowel shaking bottom end playing a bass carved from a Jamaican tree house. Driving the beat like a hell spawned hot rod with it's brake lines cut, Tim Ireland is blasting these songs with fury all the way until the finish. Surrender your sons and daughters. It's already too late.