So in a land riddled with soda, slogans, semi-celebrities, super-sizes and steroid-stimulated farm-creatures; how does one manage to grow tall and straight? Or even just straight? (sexual orientation not the concern, here) Well, you probably don't. And neither did the Life Sized Animals. But grow they DID...nonetheless. And although this record really has nothing to do with soda, slogans, semi-celebrities, super-sizes and steroid-stimulated farm-creatures (or any other somewhat-unsavory S-words), it was the mystical muck of these entities which begot it. For--through a shifty gauntlet of simultaneaously well-intentioned, mis-guided, talented, awkward, quixotic and dysfunctional musical endeavors embarked upon by their oblivious host--the Animals were conceived. And with each twist of a twisted fate, the Amoeba Sized Animals fed on the discouragingly discharged energy of their unwitting creator with parasitic glee; shifting and protruding from their rubbery coccoon until finally it burst and they were FREE! Free...to become Life Sized and bounce playfully in whatever direction the writhing, vaporous mass of the S-words herded them. And so here they are; the fuzzy products of a fuzzy mind living in a fuzzy land. And the charting of their erratic growth patterns and curious social behavior has begun. This is Chapter 1; and all the inquisitive, the lonely, the perplexed, the observant and the restless are ESPECIALLY encouraged to partake. But of course, ALL are welcome. So please, enjoy. The Life Sized Animals love you so.
So in a land riddled with soda, slogans, semi-celebrities, super-sizes and steroid-stimulated farm-creatures; how does one manage to grow tall and straight? Or even just straight? (sexual orientation not the concern, here) Well, you probably don't. And neither did the Life Sized Animals. But grow they DID...nonetheless. And although this record really has nothing to do with soda, slogans, semi-celebrities, super-sizes and steroid-stimulated farm-creatures (or any other somewhat-unsavory S-words), it was the mystical muck of these entities which begot it. For--through a shifty gauntlet of simultaneaously well-intentioned, mis-guided, talented, awkward, quixotic and dysfunctional musical endeavors embarked upon by their oblivious host--the Animals were conceived. And with each twist of a twisted fate, the Amoeba Sized Animals fed on the discouragingly discharged energy of their unwitting creator with parasitic glee; shifting and protruding from their rubbery coccoon until finally it burst and they were FREE! Free...to become Life Sized and bounce playfully in whatever direction the writhing, vaporous mass of the S-words herded them. And so here they are; the fuzzy products of a fuzzy mind living in a fuzzy land. And the charting of their erratic growth patterns and curious social behavior has begun. This is Chapter 1; and all the inquisitive, the lonely, the perplexed, the observant and the restless are ESPECIALLY encouraged to partake. But of course, ALL are welcome. So please, enjoy. The Life Sized Animals love you so.