Raised in India by spiritual mentors with suspiciously phallic-sounding names, American-born self-help master Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) makes a bid to eclipse the notoriety of Deepak Chopra by restoring the mojo of a Canadian hockey star (Romany Malco). To keep his eye on the prize, Pitka tries to maintain his celibacy vow by resisting any interest in the team's gorgeous owner (Jessica Alba). Justin Timberlake, Verne Troyer, Meagan Good co-star. 88 min. Widescreen; Soundtracks: English Dolby True HD 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1, Spanish Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), French, Portuguese, Spanish.