Prepare to learn everything you've ever wanted to know about sentient flames, rebellious bicycles, and workplace dismemberment. THE SCARE FILM ARCHIVES VOLUME 2: DANGER STORIES collects the best-of-the-best educational safety-scare films from the twentieth century. Lovingly curated from Something Weird's vaults and beyond, these surrealist visions have been preserved from original 16mm prints that were inflicted upon children in classrooms across America. Bonus Features: 1. Thirteen shorts preserved from original 16mm elements: RUNTIME: FOUR hours FOURTY-EIGHT MinutesLIVE AND LEARN (1951), WHY TAKE CHANCES (1952), FARM PETROLEUM SAFETY (1954), THE TIME OF OUR LIVES (1950s), THE DAY THE BICYCLES DISAPPEARED (1967), THE DANGEROUS STRANGER (1971), THE GREAT BETRAYAL (1974), SAFETY HARM HIDES AT HOME (1974), HAVE A GOOD DAY, DEAR (1977), MR. FLAME (1970s), SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER (1980), THE ATTITUDE FACTOR (1981), ACCIDENT REPORT (1982) 2. MR. FLAME: Commentary with AGFA's Bret Berg, Tiernan O'Rourke, & Joe Ziemba 3. SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER: Commentary with songwriter Jim Stringer, A/V Geeks's Skip Elsheimer, & Tiernan O'Rourke 4. DANGER STORIES: A WORD SALAD SYMPHONY, an exclusive feature length mixtape from Bret Berg.